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you should go: February Hop @ Broken City!

February 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Okay, so you guys all remember the Roses MP guys and the cool message board they run and the cool night they put on at Broken City on Sundays to promote local talent called Rock For Dollars…..well they are doing MORE!  They are putting on an awesome sock hop at Broken City on February 26 and some really wicked bands are playing!  You’ve got FIST CITY, the Jeremy Clarkson, The Poly Shores, Les Drague Mothers (my new favourites!) and more!  Apparently, I am even going to be DJ-ing!  Me?  A deejay?  I guess you’ll have to see it to believe it.  Also, they will be screening John Waters’ Hairspray which is gonna be fantastic!  Also free Mac N Cheeze!  All of this for only $5!  Am I sounding like an infommerical yet?  Anyways, you should come and rock out! xo Kait

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twitch: the failed pilot playlist 01/28/2010

February 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Avast ye scurvy dawgs! Here’s the Failed Pilot playlist for January 28th, 2010.

1. Junior Kimbrough – I Feel Alright
2. Jack O’ Fire – Meet Your Death
3. Gert Wilden Orchestra – Die dessierte Frau
4. Lalo Schifrin – Quick Draw Kelly
5. Tangerine Dream – Madrigal Meridian
6. HEALTH – Eat Flesh
7. Solvent – Operating Ease
8. Sun Araw – Hustle Bustle
9. West Coast Natural Gas – A Favour
10. Pentagram – Forever My Queen
11. Elevator – Stranded Traveler
12. Dog of Mystery – Gardening w/Syd
13. The Rats – Let’s Keep it Superficial
14.The Weeds – Don’t Look Back
15. Pierced Arrows – Frankenstein
16. Dead Moon – 54/40 or Fight
17. Endangered Ape – Tales of Survivalist Horror Pt. 1
18. Eat Skull – You’re With a Thing
19. Puffy Areolas – El Jita
20. Roman Soldiers – Yuppie Fires
21. Plastic Crimewave Sound – Shockwave Rider
22. James Chance & the Contortionist – Flip Your Face
23. Red Mass – Success for Crime
24. The Screamers – 122 Hours
25. The Useless Eaters – Malfunction
26. A-Team – Labatt Wild Cat

……..thanks to Emily for doing a rad job teching today’s program! Tune in two weeks from now for more of The Failed Pilot!!!

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he said/he said: the dandy edition

February 1, 2010 · Leave a Comment

he said/he said: the dandy edition

Trevor Racz

VS

Tim Woolvett

TOP DRAWER ON THE TOP FLOOR

In case you haven’t checked it out yet, the newly re-opened Republik has a fantastic night of dancing every Saturday Night.  If you climb your way up to the top floor you will find two sharply dressed men spinning records for any cool kids who want to come dance to some vintage vinyl.  Top Drawer on the Top Floor is composed of Trevor Racz, local musician and drummer for the on-hiatus Hazard Lights and Timothy Woolvett, a huge music enthusiast and authority.  With their record collections combined you can expect almost anything…..even Fleetwood Mac makes an appearance at least once during the night.


Kait Kucy (KK):  I am so excited about your new DJ night at the Republik! What is your top 5 songs you play to get the crowd going?

Tim Woolvett (TW): First of all, can I be the ‘He Said’ part of this interview? Five songs, Hmm. Beach Boys – Fun, Fun, Fun; ELO -Livin’ Thing; Wilson Pickett -Everbody needs somebody to love; Bay City Rollers – Saturday Night; Otis Redding – Mr Pitiful

Trevor Racz (TR): - Surfin Bird ~ Trashmen, – Quick Joey Small ~ Kasenetz-Katz Orchestral Circus, – What A Way To Die – Pleasure Seekers, – To Find Out – Keggs, – Cadillac – Kinks.

KK: You always are lookin’ so sharp – what is your secret?

TM: I never try to dress trendy, but always sophisticated. Fashion is an elemental and initiative form of self expression. You sometimes can speak volumes about yourself without saying a word.

TR: Dress sharp.

KK:  Where do you find style inspiration?

TM: Mostly from the pop culture of the 60’s and the new wave looks of the late 70’s. I love how the lads from the first wave British invasion dressed. Sharp and clean.

TR: Old records covers.

KK: What was your most expensive clothing purchase?

TM: I don’t buy very expensive clothes. Some of my blazers were around $200.  I do not like mens designer clothing.

TR: Beatle boots from the source, Liverpool.

KK: What is your mode of transportation?

TM: Well I happen to own a pretty mint 1971 Cadillac DeVille Suddan. Its a classy muscle car with tinted windows. So I love the fact that people expect a 6′5 Black Pimp with snake skin boots to step out of the car, and Woody Allen appears instead.

TR: 64 AMC Rambler Classic 660 and a ‘05 Vespa PX150.

KK: What do you do in your spare time?

TM: In the winter I just end up watching many movies and going down to the local pub. In the summer I fly fish.

TR: Looking for Records, clothes, knick-knacks. [Drinking] Steamwhistles too!

KK: What is your favourite restaurant?

TM: I usually have the most fun going to U & Me for Dim Sum on Sundays.

TR: Fiore on 17th. Amazing.

KK: Favourite band of the moment?

TM: Beatles! And for 2009 records – St Vincent, Dirty Projectors, Animal Collective, Deerhunter and Grizzly Bear.

TR: Right now, C.A Quintet – Smooth As Silk.  Just rips.

KK: Top 5 records of all time?

TM:
Elliott Smith – Either/or ; Beatles – White Album; Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy – I see darkness; Otis Redding – History of Otis Redding; Belle & Sebastian – If You’re Feeling Sinister.

TR: M.G. & The Escorts – A Someday Fool,  Masters Apprentices – War Or Hands Of Time,  Seeds – No Escape,  Warner Brothers – I Wont Be The Same Without Her,  Teddy And His Patches – Suzy Creamcheese.  And… Music Machine – Talk Talk

KK: What is your idea of a perfect day?

TM: When my girlfriends don’t call me :)

TR: Drink sangria in the park.

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twitchy twitch: correction!

February 1, 2010 · Leave a Comment

In my last post I stated that MESS FOLK was from the Yukon and that they are the only band I know from the Yukon.  Well, to make a retraction and a new statement, I still do not know of any cool bands from the Yukon.  But, now I know that MESS FOLK is actually from Sydney, Nova Scotia!  I didn’t know ANY bands from Sydney Nova Scotia.  Gee, am I excited now.  Also, I recieved their 45 and tape today in the mail so watch out for an interview and giveaway very soon!

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twitch: top five of the week

January 31, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Sup bitches!? This new feature of top five  bands of the week is pretty much just a self-referential list so I’d don’t lose track of the bands I find on myspace, blogs, or through recommendations from friendos.  Anyways, I’m pretty much just gonna post pictures of the bands, a link to their myspaces or websites, and maybe a youtube link if they have any vids.  Enjoy my top picks for this week.  Cheers — Kait.

#1 SONIC AVENUES, Montreal Quebec

http://www.myspace.com/sonicavenues

These guys are having an album release on GOING GAGA records next week in Ottawa and I am pretty much sure they are my new favourite band besides the Tension Slips.  There must be something in the air out there in the East….

#2 THE YOLKS, Chicago Illinois

http://www.myspace.com/theyolks

The Yolks really make me want to dance and swoon at the same time. Hot fuzzzzz!

#3 MESS FOLK, Yukon

http://www.myspace.com/messfolk

Mess Folk are from the Yukon.  They are the only band I know that is from the Yukon right at this moment.   They are fucking awesome.  Their ultimate garage rock and spinny pyschedelic vocals will make you want to take drugs, read vintage porn magazines, and lose control of your life.  Ya, that fucking awesome.  Expect an interview with them soon AND a GIVEAWAY!!!!

#4 Jeffrey Novak, Henderson Tennessee

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreydavidnovak

Okay, so my crush on Jeffrey Novak isn’t actually new  — I am pretty much in love with him!  Listen to the “Queen of the Moods” and reminisce about the time you freaked out at your boyfriend for no reason or even sympathize with Mr Novak about your freaky girlfriend with the major mood swings.  Oh he is so fantastic….Jeffrey……..!

#5  The New Krime, Victoria British Columbia

http://www.myspace.com/thenewkrime

Just saw Tiemen Kuipers’ new one-man-show The New Krime tonight at Tubby Dog and my friends and I fell in love with it instantly.  The drum machine provides a throbbing beat to his completely unintentional dancerock guitar licks and vocals.  I think The New Crime is quite infectious or maybe you’ll just get infected.

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twitch: The Collective Good

January 31, 2010 · Leave a Comment

illustration by artist Sara Danae Froese

The Collective Good

- Barbara Bruederlin

They don’t have a secret handshake, and at least a few of the comrades don’t sport communist revolutionary beards, but the members of London, Ontario’s Open House Arts Collective are as committed to their cause as any manifesto-clutching radical.  But rather than spouting slogans and marching with the Proletariat, this collective is more interested in supporting one another artistically and championing the local arts scene.

Collectives like Open House are becoming increasingly prevalent in the Canadian musical and artistic landscape.  This trend is partly a reflection of the harsh political climate in this country, a climate that is all about the bottom line and appeasing the status quo.  The philosophy under this government seems to be the arts community be damned, they’re not producing widgets and half of them have a swear word in their name anyway.

So rather than waste a tonne of time and energy on chasing elusive grant money, more and more independent musicians are pooling their energy and creativity to form a well of mutual support and promotion from which all their members can draw.  And the resulting marriage can result in something quite sublime and larger than the sums of its parts.  As Blair Whatmore, one of the founding members of the Open House Arts Collective describes the instant of the group’s inception “once we came together, it was just a huge eureka moment for everybody”.

“There are seven directing members of the collective,” he explains.  “We’d been friends and fans of each other’s art and music long before we got together and gave ourselves a name and a mission statement”.  When it comes to producing independent art and music, there really is power in a union.  In addition to supporting one another by backing each other in various bands, as members of collectives are apt to do, individual members bring unique strengths to the business end of the collective effort.  “My main interest was releasing albums through our record label, while other members were more interested in web or poster design, or the packaging of albums we will be releasing”, Blair recounts.  “When you have seven creative people all working at what they do best, that support system all of a sudden has the power of 30 people”.

Art and music collectives are hardly a new phenomenon, although they now seem have a wider scope than in previous incarnations.  In Britain, that forward-thinking stronghold of warm beer and socialism, collectives have been commonplace for decades.  In Canada, collectives first started making an impact on the music scene in 1983, when Montreal’s Ambiances Magnètiques, now better known for the record label which it spawned, was formed.  It was a collective born out of necessity, formed when the distinctly avant-garde jazz, folk, classical and rock tastes of the members made finding a distributor for their music next to impossible.

Not all collectives function solely as bastions of obscure music, however.  Many well-known critical darlings of independent music have found a home in music collectives.  The Elephant 6 Recording Company, founded in Denver in the 1990’s, famously included Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, and the Apples in Stereo among its members, while Toronto’s □□□□□□ (Blocks) Recording Club, an artist owned workers’ co-operative, seems to have a penchant for attracting musicians of Polaris Prize calibre.

Final Fantasy’s groundbreaking album, “He Poos Clouds”, which in 2006 scooped up the inaugural Polaris Prize, was produced at □□□□□□.  In 2009, □□□□□□ Recording Club continued their flirtation with renown when the Polaris Prize was awarded to one of their alumni – Holy Fuck, while co-operative members One Hundred Dollars were also nominated.

A strong DIY mentality is a prerequisite for the success of any collective. The ease of tapping into the social media makes grassroots promotion a lot easier, and that’s crucial when you are struggling to find resources for your members.  Blair Whatmore pinpoints the lack of outlets for art and music in his hometown as one of the challenges that Open House is always struggling against.  “In the last year, I can think of four major live music venues that have closed their doors in London.  That’s a huge blow for a city’s arts scene,” he tells me.  “We’re trying our best to think out of the box and hold events in non-traditional spaces.  The opening night of Oh! Fest was held in a local church, we had four great bands and a wonderfully receptive crowd of all ages … toddlers to people in their 60’s, which was a big ‘mission accomplished’ moment”.

Using the power of the collective to celebrate local talent, while a necessary and sensible way for musicians to support each other while promoting their own work, seems to also contain within it the seed of a backlash against rampant globalism.  In the age of the shrinking global village, where kids in Tokyo sport the same hipster uniform as kids in Regina, and we fully expect to eat grapes from Chile during the winter, there is a flip-side – that of the local movement.  In many ways, art and music collectives are the creative equivalent of the locavore ideal espoused by such movements as the 100 Mile Diet.  Part of the momentum toward celebrating the local is, of course, based on environmental concerns, while some stems from the innate need to be included in a community, and the rest is a reaction against the ubiquity that globalism brings, which makes everything so boringly generic.

Collectives are at their most powerful when they promote a unique local sound diverse from anything that you will hear elsewhere.  Since many music collectives also function as a record label, members can retain artistic control over the music they produce.  The scheme for an Open House Arts Collective recording company was conceived one November night when a dozen or so local artists performed at a Beatles’ White Album 40th anniversary celebration.  Blair Whatmore recalls a moment of clarity of vision.  “There was too much talent, too many amazing performances, and above all, too much love in that room to go unrecognized,” he muses.  “The only possible thing I could think of was to release a compilation album of London’s local scene in order to raise awareness of how much great music the city has to offer.”

Peruse the liner notes of the resulting compilation CD and you get a sense of the camaraderie and mutual respect amongst the musicians in Open House, with everyone playing in each others’ bands or producing each others’ music.  Yet despite the free mingling of musicianship, the musicians maintain their diverse sounds.  “The key to avoiding any sort of generic sound is the eclectic nature of the bands and artists that are a part of the Oh! Records family,” Blair maintains.  “We all love playing together, but I think we all have different directions for our own music, it just happens to be tied together by the same group of people.”

Bound by that feeling of family and armed with the diversity of unique sounds, the Open House Arts Collective and Record Company are not resting on their laurels, since that compilation CD has become a collector’s item.  A Horse and His Boy has released a self-titled debut album, Sam Allen has released “Landscapes”, Olenka and the Autumn Lovers have released an EP “Papillonette”, and former Londoners Sick Friend have released “Sleep Late”.  As well, the collective are planning to incorporate a regular outdoor art ExpOh! into the now firmly established Oh!Fest, and are working to entice some bigger touring acts to the city.

With all that creativity and all that commitment within the enclave, these artists and musicians are proving that collectively they really are a revolutionary creative force.  They’ve just got to work on that secret handshake.

***artist Sara Danae Froese also sings and plays violin with Olenka and The Autumn Lovers, as well as with The Whipping Winds

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flavour of the week: tiemen depression! dreamy!

January 26, 2010 · 4 Comments

FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK

TIEMEN DEPRESSION!!!

In celebration of the Sheglank’d Shoulders reunion mini-tour this upcoming weekend, I got the opportunity to chat with the one and only Tiemen Kuipers AKA Tiemen Depression, creator of Teenage Depression zine/DJ night and member of the Sheglank’d Shoulders and the Suicide Wrists.  This guy has incredible taste in music and you can always trust his recommendations.  You might be disappointed though, when you rave to him about your favourite new band and then he tells you that it sucks.  But he really does know!  Anyways, check out the interview, the cool pics of this Flavour the Week, and come to the shows this Friday and Saturday Nights!

Kait Kucy (KK):So you are pretty much be-all-end-all of music knowledge and authority, how did you become the king of everything?

Tiemen Depression (TD): King of everything?  More like the king of shit. I started buying used punk records in 1985, and never stopped. If a record was cheap and the band looked cool, I’d pick it up.  If I’m an authority on anything, it’s garbage records that nobody else likes.  I dunno…I love music, and I buy as much as I can afford (which ain’t much when you don’t have a job!).  I’m really good at listening to record and talking about music I like and don’t like…past that, I’ve got nothing.

KK:  Tell me about the zines you have produced over the years.

TD: I started my first zines in Junior High in Edmonton…but none ever got past the first Issue.  In 1995 I started Dragsville zine in Edmonton.  I did three issues there before moving to Calgary where I did tho more Issues vefore calling it a day in 1999 or so.  I started doing a radio show on CJSW with Pissed-Off Paul in 2002, called Teenage Depression.  We published a Newsletter by the same name which became a stand alone zine after we got kicked off the air, and started peddaling are shit-rock at The Castle with a weekly DJ night (aslo called Teenage Depression), which lasted until I moved to Victoria in the summer of 2007.  I’ve published a couple one-off zines in the past couple years and I”m looking to start something regular up again this summer.

KK:  What was your favourite interview of all time?

TD:  Fave interview?  I just like writing about my favorite bands.  Over the years I’ve been able to talk to alot of great people…Spaceshits, Graham Day, No-Talents, Drags, Dead Moon, Tyrades, Metal Mike, Supercharger, Untamed Youth, Muffs, Okmoniks, Exploding Hearts, Marked Men, Splash 4…good bands = good interviews!

KK:  Who is your favourite band of all time?

TD:  That answers been the same for at least the past 15 year…I awls say the top 3 are The Cramps (up to and including Stay Sick!), Angry Samoans and The Rezillos.  Shit, the Cramps introduced me to all my fave 50’s and 60’s stuff, and got me looking past the 80’s hardcore I was hooked on in the mid to late 80’s…so if I hafta list one definite fave, they’d be it.  Scratch that…I coulda saved alot of room by simply aswering this question with thre simple letters…V-O-M. VOM = Punk-rock…all ya need is VOM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jt3TkSH_M8

KK:  Name your top 3 upcoming bands.

TD:  Uhhhh…I like whatever band of young kids/old men that can barely play their instruments in whatever town…bashing out crappy punk/shitty hardcore/primitive rock’n'roll/inept noise.  I like ugly people playing ugly guitars…that insane guy who wants to start a Rockabilly band but the only instrument he owns is a value village keyboard…any band that ignores what people are telling them is cool, picks up whatever instruments they can afford (even if they are garbage) and tries to make music that they wanna hear.  I will buy any record made by men who play in grey sweatpants and rubber boots.

KK:  You were part of the scene in Calgary for years, how was it integrating into the scene in Victoria?

TD:  Integrating into the scene in Victoria was pretty much the same as doing it in Calgary.  When I moved to Calgary in 1997 there was alot of decent bands…by 2000 there was nothing I was interested in…so I started doing thing myself.  I pissed people off by telling them their scene sucked, and if I wanted to see something I liked, I did it myself.  Victoria has been the same deal.  I’ve pissed alot of people off complaining about a lack of diversity in the music scene here, and calling local bands shit.  Like Calgary 10 years ago, I realized that if I wanted to see anything I liked happen, I’d have to do it myself…so I started booking bands here, doing a DJ night, writing about bands, etc.  If you can’t integrate into what’s already happening…start your own thing.

KK:  Are you hosting any DJ nights out there?

TD:  Yeah…right now I’m doing a monthly night called Talk’s Cheap…last Wednesday of every month at Logan’s Pub.  Same thing as I was doing with Teenage Depression in Calgary…punk-rock, powerpop, garage-rock, pub rock, post punk,new wave, pre punk, 80’s hardcore…tons of hits pulled outa the worst record collection ever.  It’s been great so far…90 people drinking cheap booze, dancing to my crap music and buying some records.  What more could you ask for in the middle of the week?

KK:  What about bands – start any new projects?

TD:  Victoria is a small town…I’ve been trying to find people to play in a band with for 2 and half years.  Most people here aren’t interested in playing the kinda stuff I want to play, aand those who are aren’t interested in playing with a tone deaf guiatrist who can’t play guitar or sing a single note.  I play the occasional solo show as The New Krime…and I’m working on an unamed 80’s punk/hardcore project with two kids half my age (literally!).

KK:  What prompted the Sheglank’d Shoulders reunion tour this January?

TD:  We try to play a couple shows a year either in Calgary or Victoria…and it’s a helluva alot cheaper to fly one guy to Calgary than it is to fly 3 guys to Victoria.  Playing shows with the Shoulders is shitload of fun…it’s hard to turn on opportunity to play a Shoulder gig down…even when we can’t skate because there’s snow everywhere in Calgary in late January!

KK:  You are playing at Broken City, Tubby Dog, and a secret house show?What kind of friendly bands will be accompanying you on the gigs?

TD:  As far as I know right now, we’ll only be doing the Broken City and Tubby Dog gigs this time around.  We were supposed to play a house show on the 30th, but it got relocated to Tubby Dog.  There is talk of an afterparty post Tubby Dog…so if we show up with instruments in hand, we COULD arrange a “Secret Show”…but no guarantees.  We’re doing the Broken City show with our faves, The Throwaways (this will be three years in a row playing with them!) and oooold buddies, Rum Runner (featuring first Shoulders Bassist, Oil Can Al!)  The Tubby Dog show is with two bands made up of old pals… Tension Slips (who I have yet to see) and The Bloody Hells.  I’ll be opening both shows with a brief New Krime set.

KK:  Can you tell me the location of the secret Sheglank’d Shoulders house show?

TD:  Unless there is something I don’t know (the guys like to keep me outa the loop)…there is no secret house show set up anymore, and the show is now at Tubby Dog.  However, I hear that Damien Inbred is having an afterparty…I’m all for crashing the party and playing a set…really loud!

Oh yeah…if all goes well there may be a reunion of a Calgary band featuring members of The Sheglank’d Shoulders, Tension Slips, Suicide Wrists, Fun Funs, Black label, ShockAppeal, etc, etc…at Rock For Dollars on Sunday, Jan 31st. Band hasn’t practiced in 3 years…so it should be goood…
 

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twitch: tension slips @ the ship 01/20/2010

January 24, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Photos by Kait Kucy

Tension Slips

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twitch: FOONYAP & The Roar Limited EP Release @ Tubby Dog

January 23, 2010 · 1 Comment

On February 6th head down to Tubby Dog to see Foon Yap’s latest music project FOONYAP & The Roar!  She has a limited edition EP which was just released yesterday at the Woodpigeon Album release party — but will also be available at this All Ages Tubby Dog Show!  This is a show not to miss and also you must get a copy of this incredible EP.  Anything that comes from the mouth, the hands, the eyes of this magical girl is precious — so don’t miss out!

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aceface: The Salsa Boys of Summer

January 21, 2010 · 4 Comments

The Salsa Boys of Summer

- Barbara Bruederlin

Photo by Jayson Goddard

Gandhi in Sixty Seconds – Jon Bon Fire – Screaming Hippie – Alan Jackson - these are some of the whimsically named and diversely flavoured salsas that you may have sampled if you have ever wandered about the Market Collective in Kensington on a Saturday afternoon.

You would certainly remember if you had ever encountered Jay Bilyk and Joel Brideau.  They are the guys with the table near the back, close to the stage, cheerfully offering up samples of Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves.  An Environmental Scientist and a Sales Representative for a recruitment company by day, salsa wizards by night, Jay and Joel have just recently celebrated one year of catering to the near-insatiable salsa cravings of Calgary, providing a flavourful alternative to the “tomato water” that you get from your local grocer.

It started innocently enough, during Christmas 2008.  They wanted to give their friends and families gifts that were a little more personal than the usual gloves and gift cards from the mall.  Joel tapped into his inner foodie and suggested salsa, Jay retrieved an old family recipe, and with some free canning jars that they scored off Kijiji and some local produce, they were soon creating what would quickly become their own brand of sunshine in a jar.

With my sharp investigative journalism skills, I couldn’t help but notice that neither Joel Brideau nor Jay Bilyk was actually named Adam Patterson. So who, then, was this mysterious Adam Patterson, I asked them, and what did he know about salsa?

“Contrary to many people’s beliefs, Adam Patterson is a real person,” they assured me.  “He doesn’t know a lot about salsa, but he knows that it’s delicious.”  Adam Patterson, it turns out, is the good friend who inspired them to start the enterprise and who provided them with many of their infamous salsa names.  In return he is immortalized on each and every jar of salsa that is meticulously produced in the secret lair that Jay and Joel rent for their regular canning sessions.

Each session yields 40 jars of salsa, which are sold through their website and at events like the Market Collective.  And sales have been overwhelming.  “We sold out (over 100 jars) at each Market Collective we attended last year,” they inform me proudly.

It’s not that surprising.  A couple of young men selling homemade preserves at a market do tend to stand out in a crowd, demonstrating that we haven’t really come a long way after all, baby, in our attitudes toward gender expectations.  But Joel and Jay have learned to turn this uniqueness into an advantage.  “We have learned very quickly that babes cannot resist our salsa,” they laugh.

Being male artisans in a female-dominated business, at least at the grassroots level, has not only garnered them valuable attention, it has also earned them several nicknames along the way.  “Lately we have often been introduced as The Salsa Boys,” they admit.  “However, this had led to people assuming that we are a dancing Latino couple.  This is not true.”

What is true, though, is that there is a huge market in Calgary, craving the varied flavours using fresh local ingredients that Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves are committed to producing.  There is never a shortage of people willing to sample the salsas that Jay and Joel cheerfully dole out at each Market Collective.

A friend of mine has surmised that in general, men are more condiment-minded while women are perhaps more dip-oriented.  Joel and Jay allow a nod to the macho cowboy culture that still runs rampant in this city by assigning a moustache heat rating to each of their products.  A whopping eight moustaches allotted to some of the varieties should be more than ample warning that the contents are not for capsaicin-wary.  And true to form, according to the Salsa Boys, “our spiciest flavours, ‘Bunsen Burner’ and ‘Alan Jackson’, are always a hit with the guys and free samples almost always end in a sale or two.”

Perhaps my friend was right; one really can’t argue the science of food biology.

However, attracting attention and offering samples will only sell that initial jar of preserves.  What continues to make Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves increasingly popular is the commitment to freshness and sustainability achieved by using only local produce in each jar.  And that means that if there is no fresh local produce available, there is no salsa being ladled into jars at the headquarters of Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves.  As it currently the case.  “Due to lack of affordable local produce in the winter months, we are on hiatus,” they explain to me.  “It’s against APFP’s principles to buy ingredients that are not locally produced.”

Fear not, city salsa aficionados, the Salsa Boys are not just sitting about idly, waiting for the snow to melt.  As always, they are actively looking for new ways to tempt your taste buds.  “This summer we were experimenting with some mustards and nut-butters,” they reveal, “but this took a backseat to the large amounts of salsa we had to produce to keep up with demand.”

And hot new taste for 2010?  “This fall we sold a few jars of a new flavour which we like to call ‘Cinco de Mayo’, a chili-lime salsa that was very popular,” I was informed.  “We also created a honey-garlic recipe which we sold in our Christmas gift-packs.”

The demand for salsa made with fresh locally grown produce is not abating, as sales of Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves will attest, and the purveyors of these salsas are now reaching a crossroad, after only a year in the kitchen.  The way Jay Bilyk and Joel Brideau see things, they can either “continue to make salsa part-time and satisfy the needs of some customers, or put all of our tomatoes into one pot – quit our jobs to make salsa full-time for the masses.  Right now we are looking for potential investors to turn our salsa fantasies into realities.”

You can find Adam Patterson’s Fine Preserves at the Market Collective in Kensington or order them at www.apfinepreserves.ca.

Photo by Nicoleirene Dyck www.wordsarecameras.com

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